The Bitchin’ Book - A Printable Planner for Things We Just Have to Do. Begrudgingly.

🖤 The Bitchin’ Book – A Productivity Journal for Begrudgingly Necessary Tasks (Digital Download)
📅 Sept 2025 – Dec 2026 | 📄 500+ Pages | 🖨 Printable in 8.5 x 11 or A5

✨ How I’m Different:
Most planners are either soul-crushingly boring or full of toxic positivity that assumes you have the energy of a motivational speaker and the time management of a robot. Let’s be honest: you’re tired, overextended, and possibly sweating through your third shirt thanks to hormones or life — or both. Come on - let’s be real: Life isn’t a Pinterest board. It’s carpool lines, hormone swings, mystery stains, and emails from Karen about the bake sale. You don’t need another “you got this!” planner. You need a tool for survival — preferably one that understands your level of done-ness.

Enter: The Bitchin’ Book – a snark-filled, sass-drenched productivity journal made for tired moms, perimenopausal queens, menopausal warriors, and anyone who wakes up exhausted and powers through anyway.

What makes this planner different?
✔ Daily pages with attitude – Over 500 pages of real talk, snarky affirmations, and space to write, vent, or scream into the void.
✔ Created for real women – Especially moms, perimenopausal and menopausal warriors, and anyone living on caffeine and low expectations.
✔ Designed to make you laugh (and keep you sane) – Because laughing while planning is a survival skill.
✔ Beautiful and functional – Dual-size format (A5 + 8.5x11) so you can print it your way or use it digitally.
✔ Zero fluff, 100% honesty – No rainbows. No fake inspiration. Just structure, sass, and a touch of chaos.

This isn’t just a planner. It’s a coping mechanism — and a damn good one.

💬 What’s Inside:
✔ 365+ Daily Pages (Sept 2025 – Dec 2026):
Each day includes space to jot your to-do list, daily wins (or whines), and a unique, sarcastic affirmation that understands your life.
✔ 12 Monthly Calendars with a quote that sets the tone — whether it's "September: The prequel to chaos," or "May: When everything is blooming except your patience."
✔ Over 500 total pages of snark, structure, and sanity.
✔ Format: High-resolution PDF, printable in 8.5 x 11 (US Letter) or A5 – because flexibility matters.
✔ Can be printed and bound at home, or can be uploaded and printed with apps into spiral bound or hard-bound journals (as pictured).

🖤 Who It’s For:
Moms who need a place to scream (silently) and still get sh*t done
Women navigating perimenopause or menopause, where mood swings meet multitasking
Tired humans who need a planner that gets them and doesn't tell them to “rise and grind”

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
Snarky humor meets functionality – finally, a planner that matches your inner monologue
Unapologetically honest – no toxic positivity here, just real talk and real planning
Instant digital download – no waiting, no shipping, no small talk with the mailman

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, slightly improved organization, and a general sense of “okay, fine, I can do this.”

👉 Grab The Bitchin’ Book today and start tackling life’s to-do list one begrudgingly completed task at a time. Because you can be tired and still be a badass.